How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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