I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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