Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
