32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
