No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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