your room smells of hookers.
And success
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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