i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
