so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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