We're like a lot better than the average bears
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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