All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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