The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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