Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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