exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm bleeding and have questions
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