She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We have started to decorate penises.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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