I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
someone owes me an orgasm
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The air was thick with penises
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
