Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Help. Why am I so naked?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
