omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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