Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
my poor anus
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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