her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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