Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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