Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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