Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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