i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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