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(248): View more from Michigan

Is that you in the white hat?

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Fine suit yourself

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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(334): View more from Alabama

He had some BAD nuttage

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Nuttage?

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It's like cleavage......... but different

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone

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(706): View more from Georgia

Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for

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(703): View more from Virginia

spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.

(571): View more from Virginia

whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?

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