He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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