We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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