we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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