why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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