im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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