Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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