Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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