you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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