my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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