Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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