yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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