Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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