I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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