Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize