I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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