Yo dont text me then not text me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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