I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
