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(705): View more from Ontario

and you said cock pushups were impossible

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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(517): View more from Michigan

Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.

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(845): View more from New York

Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?

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(802): View more from Vermont

Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere

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