Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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