Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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