is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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