Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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