someone get that fucking seahorse.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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