It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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