Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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