I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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