So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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