porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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