good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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