I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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